Civic is funtastic

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF..

1. You see an old man trying to cross a busy road?

• Record his entire journey.

2. A dying man, begging for his life?

• Give him a BIIIGG smilee(:

3. Someone approached you and asking for direction?

• Dude, NO money NO talk.
• "My mom told me not to talk to strangers." And just walk away.

4. A girl asking to borrow your money?

• Kiss me. And be sure it is a French kiss(;

5. Your headmistress warning you about the school fees?

• Make a cruel joke about her.

6. You want a Blackberry Torch so bad, but you can't afford to have one?

• Steal it. Damn it! He's lucky(:<

7. You're suppose to take your grandma to Kuala Lumpur?

• Take her to Bukit Bintang or better, Zouk(:

8. Are you mad?

• I want to be a prime minister someday, because i want to conquer the world. What do you think?

9. Are you Japanese?

• No. But I want to die at Akihabara.